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He Needs Some De-corpsifying Sword Cream

September 3rd, 2006, 4:44 pm

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Z-Axis, September 3rd, 2006, 4:54 pm

Excellent! Those internal organs are very good at getting blades stuck, aren't they?

Gralamin, September 3rd, 2006, 4:57 pm

Silly Stumpy, You don't Run them through with a longsword. Or bastard sword. Whatever it is

Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 5:02 pm

It's a bigsword. :P

Rivik, September 3rd, 2006, 5:10 pm

It's a buster sword. At least it looks like it.

Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 5:12 pm

It's not a buster sword. It's just supposed to be a generic huge sword.

Of course, on second thought, that's what a buster sword is. :P

Gralamin, September 3rd, 2006, 5:14 pm

Lets try to stick to real swords.
Buster Swords look like this anyway: ry/images/buster05.jpg
Notice the curve down on stumpys

Rivik, September 3rd, 2006, 5:28 pm


Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 5:32 pm's not a real sword. I just drew it. :P

Fun fact: Stubby's weapon was originally going to be a hammer. However, the first comic I thought of (and drew) was the second comic, and it's kind of hard to cut off someone's hand with a hammer. Thus, the Bigsword was created.

I was also originally planning a joke about how he could hold such a big sword in one hand. In fact, I may still use that joke sometime.

Hoseki, September 3rd, 2006, 5:35 pm

I hope you won't make dirty puns about the bigsword.

Gralamin, September 3rd, 2006, 5:35 pm

make sure you actually give the sword the name bigsword. (just imagine a comic about that, like up a level down a level in order of the stick)

Ego Slayer, September 3rd, 2006, 5:41 pm

Hoseki, don't give him any ideas like that! =P

Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 5:44 pm

"I have a big sword."
"Eww, you freak!"
"No, really, I do! Look!"
"No! Perv!"


Saithis, September 3rd, 2006, 6:38 pm

I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria!
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria!
I like swords.
Welcome to Corneria!

Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 6:55 pm

Coerneria? Where's that? I've only heard of Corneria.

Saithis, September 3rd, 2006, 7:01 pm

Me too. Where did you get this 'Coerneria' from?

Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 7:03 pm


I dunno, I think I got it from the department store downtown.

Saithis, September 3rd, 2006, 7:06 pm

I like the sound of this. Where can I get me one?

Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 7:51 pm

I told you, downtown. Right next to the store where you can get a grip and across the street from the one where you can get a life.

Saithis, September 3rd, 2006, 8:12 pm

No, no, I mean where can I get my own downtown department store?

Boo, September 3rd, 2006, 9:06 pm

Try Mall*Wart.

Er, uh, I mean Wal*Mart. Yeah, that's it.

Sophistemon (Guest), September 3rd, 2006, 9:51 pm

Careful, Sneak... You don't want to burn out!

Ego Slayer, September 3rd, 2006, 9:56 pm

Mall*Wart... Heheheh, I have a bumpersticker with that on it..=D

Sophie, there's no darn WAY Sneaky can burn out.=P

Saithis, September 3rd, 2006, 10:28 pm

He can and he will. I've got £20 in his pocket that I know shall be mine, because he WILL burn out. ;D

LLama (Guest), September 3rd, 2006, 10:33 pm

more addictions? Shock it all, Boo. Now I gotta sign up for this so I can properly participate with my llama Doll avatar.

Oooh, ooh, I put 6 quid on Boo burning out between comics 60-70.

Dispozition, September 4th, 2006, 1:51 am

Sneak. You take it too far. But it's still funny.

And there's no way in the multi-verse that sneak could possibly burn out. (My bet's on comic 150-170)

Boo, September 4th, 2006, 7:37 am

@Sophie: No way, José. Sophie. Brian. Whatever your name is.

@Ego: I have a shirt. Mall*Wart: your source for cheap plastic crap! I love Funny Times.

@Llama: It's my mind control powers. And on the burning out: I'll slow down eventually, I hope you know.

@Dis: Take it too far? How so, dear friend?

Hoseki, September 4th, 2006, 9:58 am

Why is Stubby perpetually winking?

Boo, September 4th, 2006, 10:16 am

He's not winking, he's like Auron.

If you look closely, his eye is scarred shut. There's a hard-to-see pink scar across his eye.

Hoseki, September 4th, 2006, 10:28 am

Ooooh. I see it now.

Who's Auron?

Boo, September 4th, 2006, 10:59 am


Hoseki, September 4th, 2006, 11:15 am

Oh. He's a guy with a weird sword. Okay.

Boo, September 4th, 2006, 11:23 am

Actually, he's the incarnation of awesomeness. But you were close.

Hoseki, September 4th, 2006, 11:25 am

The incanation of awsomeness is a guinea pig. That guy is pretty close, though. Despite the weird sword.

gijsstrider, September 4th, 2006, 11:28 am

Sneak, do you remember I made you some wallpapers when the town was almost created?

Boo, September 4th, 2006, 11:53 am

Yeah, I remember when you made the Auron wallpaper. I don't think I have it on my computer though, Or Kedrot's. Can you repost it?

gijsstrider, September 4th, 2006, 12:37 pm

All three I made for you

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